古代的西方人認為大象的膝蓋是沒有關節的
所以一旦跌倒就再也站不起來
舊作<金馬獎>
船過二膽
行經一朵枯萎的雲
卻無暇駐足/言歡
任憑夕陽/半個身子初潮般紅了
不由得想起/新訓會客
廁所裡的四腳獸
自己,卻只有阿母和鐵牛運功散
詩心/頓時流產
四腳獸是一種傳說中的生物.其血源據說可以追朔到古印度教的歡喜天
據說會在沒有人的廁所和台灣大學的杜鵑花叢出沒
長期追蹤研究者報告指出
四腳獸雖然平時神出鬼沒
並且幾乎都是單獨出現
但近年來發現四腳獸似乎是一種會集體蛻皮的生物
曾經有學者在貢寮海洋音樂祭及春天吶喊入夜後的
海灘上觀察其族群
翌日.沙灘上遺留下無數的遺蛻
而龐大的四腳獸族群卻消失無蹤
至今謎題仍無人能解
成為學術界上的百年懸案
而近年來淡江大學曾有人親眼目擊
並拍照存證(我是不會放照片的.很不道德)
分享於自己的部落格相簿
證實了該神秘族群的存在...
以下開放目擊者的指證
大家童年的回憶裡黑衣戰士似乎有養一頭貌似大象的四腳獸.而且還被結紮了~有圖有真相
天行者路克(我的乖兒子?)似乎在帝國反擊戰中對數隻四腳獸使用繩縛.讓牠們跌倒.效果卓絕
故此推知.古代西方人想要抓的一定是四腳獸
WOW鄉民對虛擬寶物"四腳獸"的描述~四腳獸是一種特殊的 合體座騎
裝備後行走速度+300
戰鬥後獲得金錢減少20%
合體後有一定機率在攻擊時發動等級99"閃光"
合體時增加法力消耗10%
拾取後綁定
有一定機率在遭到"高大多金人型怪物"攻擊後掉落
同一角色限制裝備一件(年餉超過100W者不在此限)
以上是一般人對於四腳獸的理解
而偉大的哲學先驅柏拉圖
則在其著作<對話錄>中提及Androgyny(雌雄同體)
並宣稱.人類本來就是雌雄同體的四腳獸之神
因為太過驕傲.妄圖與奧林匹斯山作戰
而被宙斯分成兩半
之後為了恢復本來的形貌再度"修成正果"
努力尋找原本的另一半.而這就是所謂的"愛情"
聽多了這麼學術的論述.
我畢業論文都想開始研究四腳獸了
在這裡提供中世紀捕捉四腳獸大象的方法
讓各位參考參考
因為四腳獸是沒有膝蓋的.所以一旦跌倒了就爬不起來
而當牠要休息的時候.總是會靠著一根樹幹
因此獵人找到四腳獸休息的樹幹且將其鋸掉一半
等牠靠上去休息樹幹就會斷裂
接著就跌倒無法起身而任人宰割...
在結束之前.補上一張史上戰鬥力最強的四腳獸
阿修羅&路西弗
最後.引用柏拉圖的說法:願天下有情人.終成四腳怪獸

o•o 加油,別放棄,我們的星球,是變動的,生老病死,喜怒哀樂,生命 生生不息。 知足常樂。 很多國家,現在溫度,正+40度 或 負-40度, 生 活 和 生存,非常艱辛。 --- 蘇+澳+後勤+某某部,也曾 酒後駕車,BMW,車頭全毀,引擎噴飛,人沒事,上過頭條新聞,網路可以查尋到。(上新聞) 該某某部,還發生過,特別案件,因老婆,無照駕駛,老公軍人,跑去夥同鄰居,製造假車禍,真詐保險公司,雖然後來,心裡不安,主動告知,保險公司,還是被,警方發現,移送地檢署偵辦。(沒上新聞) 不知道,今年 還是去年,某艦9+3+7,有士兵,去淡水遊玩,因薪俸較低,且薪俸運用和理財不佳,到賣場超市,偷竊一盒保險套。(就算船號記錯,內容不會錯,因為是,公開場合,全體宣導,注意事項)(沒上新聞) --- 蘇+澳,南+方+澳。 社區、營區,真糟糕。 普悠瑪出軌事件、大橋斷裂事件、海軍伊清楓事件。 --- 請強化,資訊安全,駭客已經厲害到,可以入侵手機,啟動與關閉軟件,並監視手機與盜取圖片和資料,造成用戶的錯覺,刻意制造出,手機用戶,幻想 或 精神病。 利益與衝突,攏斷與掌控。 --- 刮刮樂,上面號碼,應該以, 發型款版本,進行編碼, 後面則以,發行張數量,進行編碼。 ABC-1234567(款式-張數) 不然誰知道,到底有沒有,少印 或 多印。 --- 支持公益彩卷。有錢的話,當然會幫助需要的人。 請上架,因賠錢,而下架的,樂線九宮格,謝謝。 請20:00封盤,20:05開獎。(20:30開獎,理由是,需要計算,消售金額,騙三歲小孩喔) --- 一個、謊言、炒作、洗腦...的世界。 早就已經,沒有什麼,商品供需了,所以才會造成,大家沒什麼收入。(大家在比氣長,看誰食物多) 全世界都相同問題,所以才會打,貿易戰。(太平洋 魚獲 和 工作機會) 食物,才是真的(王道),其它都是假的! --- 經濟好壞? 大家,房貸額度用光、信貸額度用光、信用卡額度用光、商品沒供需 股票炒不起來、虛擬貨幣 假的上上下下。(負債累累) 只能說,以前買到房屋 或 擁房者,已經 還清債務的人,才是幸福的。(低房價) 以前是,(慢調生活),(農業時代),(相互競爭少),(人人有田),(人人有房),現在反過來了。 --- (洗腦兼爛權 的 學長學弟制 軍隊)槽糕到不行。 --- (玩弄人、貪汙,事件永無止息),(滅證洩責,第一名),(商業值供獻零),(只會從國庫,透過預算,拿老百姓,繳的稅收,進行揮霍) [基層工人,跟老百性相同,還比較有,供獻價值] --- Come on, don't give up, our planet is changing, with birth, old age, sickness and death, joy, anger, sorrow and joy, and life is endless. Contentment is always happy. In many countries, the current temperature is positive +40 degrees or negative -40 degrees. It is very difficult to live and survive. --- Su + Australia + logistics + XX department, also once drunk driving, BMW, the front of the car was completely destroyed, the engine was flying, people were okay, the headlines can be found on the Internet. (On the news) There have also been special cases involving his wife, unlicensed driving, husband and soldier. They went to work with neighbors, made fake car accidents, and scam the insurance company. Although later, he was uneasy, he voluntarily informed the insurance company. , The police found it and transferred it to the Prefectural Procuratorate for investigation. (Not in the news) I don't know, this year or last year, a certain ship 9+3+7, there are soldiers, go to Danshui to play, because the salary is low, and the use of salary and financial management are not good, go to the supermarket and steal a box of condoms. (Even if the ship number is wrong, the content will not be wrong, because it is, public occasions, all publicity, precautions) (not on the news) --- Su + Australia, South + Fang + Australia. The community, the camp, it's really bad. Puyuma derailment incident, bridge fracture incident, navy Yiqingfeng incident. --- Please strengthen information security. Hackers are already powerful enough to invade mobile phones, start and close software, monitor mobile phones and steal pictures and data, causing users to misunderstand, deliberately creating, mobile phone users, fantasy or mental illness. Interests and conflicts, severance and control. --- Scratch music, the number above should be, Hair style version, coded, After that, the number of issued sheets is used for coding. ABC-1234567 (style-number of sheets) Otherwise, who knows, whether there is less printing or more printing. --- Support charity rolls. If you have money, you will certainly help those in need. Please put it on the shelf, because it lost money, and it was taken off, Lexian Jiugongge, thank you. Please close the plate at 20:00 and draw at 20:05. (The lottery is drawn at 20:30, the reason is that it needs to be calculated, the amount of sales, to cheat a three-year-old child) --- A world of lies, hype, brainwashing... It has been long since, there is nothing, commodity supply and demand, that's why everyone has no income. (Everyone is getting angry, see who has more food) The world has the same problem, so it will fight a trade war. (Pacific Fish Catch and Job Opportunities) Food is real (king way), everything else is fake! --- Is the economy good or bad? Everyone, the mortgage line is used up, the credit line is used up, the credit card line is used up, there is no supply and demand for goods, stocks cannot be speculated, and virtual currencies are going up and down. (Large debts) It can only be said that those who have bought or owned a house before and who have paid off their debts are happy. (Low house price) It used to be, (slow life), (agricultural age), (less competition), (everyone has a field), (everyone has a house), but now it’s the other way around. --- (Brainwashing and ruined power of the senior schoolmate system army) Too bad. --- (Playing with people, embezzlement, the incident never ends), (Extinguish evidence and venting responsibility, the first place), (Commercial value for zero), (Only from the national treasury, through the budget, the tax paid by the people and the tax will be squandered) [Grass-roots workers are the same as Lao Bai, but they are more valuable, offering value] ---
關閉系統基哨站。 這個世界,只不過是,謊言支撐起來,當一切改變時,別期待 國家 與 政府 或 任何人的承諾,因為 生死,都隨時存在,只是人類體型放大化,且記憶裡 存在著,安全思想,比較多一些生存而已。 沒有供需,一切都是假的,只是透過 各種手段 與 職業,獲取 等值的證明,紙鈔 與 錢幣。 所以生存概論,推翻政權 或 加入集團組織。 This world is just supported by lies. When everything changes, don’t expect the promise of the state, the government or anyone, because life and death exist at any time, but the size of human beings is enlarged, and there is in memory, safety thoughts, comparisons Survive more. There is no supply and demand, everything is fake, just through various means and occupations, to obtain proof of equivalent value, banknotes and coins. So an introduction to survival, overthrow the regime or join a group organization.
一個錯誤的選擇 一個錯誤的環境 造就了 一連串 錯誤的事件 軍隊 隸屬 特殊環境 , 官員有責 解決底下問題, 否則沒資格 命令 不要只會 , 升官發財 , 滅證卸責, 受傷死亡, 都不算數, (該死的軍隊)(管理極差) [該休息 休息][該工作 工作] [很困難?] (作息時間,與外面社會,稍微不同,當然正常) (部隊管理不佳, 造成他人精神壓力問題) (部隊管理不佳 ,造成他人工作負荷過重) (部隊管理不佳,造成 軍職 約聘, 捉弄 與 陷害 他人, 永久上的紀錄遺憾) (受傷沒說,完全不算數)(內傷算自己該死) (卸責厲害的軍隊) ( 上電視、上報紙、莒光園地、女兵日記 ) (形象 洗白 第一名) A wrong choice A wrong environment Created a series of wrong events The army is in a special environment, and officials have the responsibility to solve the underlying problems, otherwise they are not qualified to order Don't just get promoted and get rich, destroy evidence and shirking responsibility, Injuries and deaths don’t count, (damn army) (very poor management) [Should take a break] [This job should work] [It’s difficult?] (The work and rest time is slightly different from the outside society, of course it is normal) (Poor management of the troops, causing mental stress to others) (Poor management of the troops, resulting in excessive workloads for others) (Poor management of the troops, resulting in military appointments, teasing and framing others, permanent record regrets) (I didn't say the injury, it doesn't count at all) (Internal injury counts as one's own damn) (Short the blame for the powerful army) (On TV, Newspaper, Juguang Garden, Female Soldier's Diary) (Image whitewashing first place)